Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.
PEOPLE WITH PRETTY EYES UPSET ME SO MUCH, LIKE UR EYES ARE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS AND SPARKLY AND THEY HAVE A NICE COLOR, AND THEN MINE ARE JUST THIS REALLY DARK BROWN
Your eyes are just like brownies and brownies are goopy and delicious so that means your eyes are delicious aswell, who needs sparkles
pls dont eat my eyes
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
"To my future dime-piece wife…"
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
Such a fine formation of a man…Why did they actually do this? WHY?
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
this is the best thing i’ve ever written
metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it